damn this is some long shit.

1.Will you have sexual intercourse within the next week or two?
pfff no.
i'm not a whore :V
okmaybeiamalittle asdf.

2.Think of the person you like, do you have a chance with them?
i don't like anybody.

3.The last time you saw your best friend, what did you do?
uhuh. i talked to her.
oooo.

4.Is there anything you should be worried about?
maybe but i don't give a shit really.

5.You're up after 3 AM, what's the reason?
watching porn on interwebz? :U

6.What were you doing 2 hours ago?
i was at karate.

7.What kind of mood are you in?
eh i feel kinda bitchy.
and spazzy.
but mostly bitchy.

8.Have you ever lost someone you wish you didn't?
yeahhhhh a lot of people.

9.Do you enjoy reading?
lolsometimes.

10.How many cigarettes have you smoked today?
a ton. ooo. lolno i don't smoke.

11.Do you honestly have feelings for someone at the moment?
nope. and i don't want to.

12.Is there anything upsetting you?
mmmmmmaybe.

13.What are you looking forward to within the next few months?
spring break
annnnnd summer break.
and maybe if i get into douglas anderson.

14.What's the closest item that is yellow?
the light in my room lol. /hates yellow.

15.Are you eating/drinking anything right now?
gum.
and the flavor is wearing off ;;

16.What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
i don't remember maybe i got drunk and passed out asdfghjkl.

17. How many others have you cheated on?
one. i won't do it again.

18. When was the last time you got a good workout?
one wednesday at karate. i was dying afterwards lawl.

19. Best kind of pizza?
cheese.
everythingelsesucksass.

20.If you need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go first?
target. wal-mart is for pussies.

21.Is your bedroom window open?
lolno. ringo would fly out and i'd be all ajdnsjadskmads.

22.When was the last time you went dancing while under the influence?
I WANNA TRY THAT.

23.Where is your biological mother right now?
uhhhh. in the kitchen.

wheresheshouldbe.

24.What time did you wake up this morning?
7:00 a.m

25.Honestly what are you doing tomorrow?
sitting on my fatass typing my story and listening to death cab and bullet for my valentine.

26.When was the last time you smiled?
i have no idea.

27.Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?
nooooo lol.

28.Do you always answer your phone?
no. too much work /lazy.

29.When was the last time you went to the circus?
in third grade
the clowns were some freaky shit ok.

30.Do you like the snow?
MMMMIWANNAFUCKIT.

31.What are you up to tonight?
sleeping.

32.Where is your iPod at?
in my bed.
where everything else i own is lol.

33.Are you happy?
no i'm a bitch right now.

34.How do you feel about your hair?
ew i want to cut it.

35.Who was the last person you told you loved them?
i don't care anymore.

36.Who was the last person to call you cute?
lolnobody.

37.Who is the last person you got a text from?
jimmy. lolididn'tanswer.

38.Do you drink milk?
yus. good for your bones mhm.

39.Do you live by yourself?
no. sometimes i think i do.

40.Do you enjoy breaking hearts?
lol nah.
i'm usually the one broken.
;3;

41.Does anything special happen for you on March 15th?
uhhhh. no.

42.Have you ever waved at someone who was waving at you, only to realize they were waving at someone else?
yeahitwasfunny LOL.

43.Do you mainly use your house phone or your cell phone?
cell phone.
my house phone sucks.

44.Do you do anything for a bad sunburn?
i put aloe on it.

45.Have you ever kissed the person you currently like?
i'd be kissing nothing.

46.Your best friend randomly starts hating you. What do you do?
what.
ITACHIYOUBITCHYUDOTHISRRRRR >:C
/crey frvr.

47.Are you under the influence of anything at the moment?
lolmaybe.

48.Would you ever quit a bad habit for someone?
mmm.
i say i would but then i won't :U

49.Do you feel like you have your life figured out?
lolyup. i'm going to be one of those old ladies who has 80+ cats and i'm going to die in their poop and nobody will give a shit.

50.What do you think about people who smoke weed?
loldatscool brah.
but srsly ur smoking up our atmosphere. stopitttt.

51.Are you currently looking for a job?
lolno. so much shit i have to do already.

52.Do you wash your face in the morning when you wake up?
i should but i don't haha.

53.Have you ever wrote a story from beginning to end?
yeah i felt pretty good.
but then i forget about it pff.

54.Does anyone have the keys to your heart?
nah. nobody does.

55.Have you ever been to a family reunion?
yeah it was boring.

56.Do you have competition for the person you like?
i don't like anybody
and wtf i'm not a caveman i wouldn't fight someone.
sexual tension brah.
lolwut.

57.Why aren't you dating the person you like?
i don't like anybody. not in dat mood. never will be.

58.Have you been to a baby shower?
lol yeah there was a raffle and i won diapers.
wut.

59.Do you/would you allow your pet on your bed? Even if they shed?
yeah because my mom would clean all the hair up lol.

60.Have you ever been hospitalized? If yes, what for?
yeah i had like pneumonia and i had to breathe with a ventilator and i was all like "xAx killl meeeee." and then i had to have surgery on my face for some cancerous tumor shit things idfk.

61.How come the things that make you happy don't make everyone happy?
because i'm never happy.

62.Why are you, you?
satan made me like this. idfk.

63.If not now, then when?
is this a philosophical question or something LOLOL.

64.Have you ever been with someone, said nothing, and walked away feeling like you just had the best conversation ever?
lolyeah.

65.If you just won a million dollars, would you quit your job?
mmm yeah.

66.When is it time to stop calculating risk and rewards, and just go ahead and do what you know is right?
right now? lolwut idon'teven.

67.If we learn from our mistakes, why are we always so afraid to make a mistake?
because everybody wants to be jesus.

68.When was the last time you noticed the sound of your own breathing?
omgjustnow.

69.Are you more worried about doing things right, or doing the right things?
doing the right things idfk.

70.Whos your bestfriend?
uhhh itachi.
urmylesbiansexbuddy ok.
u better run if megu dumps you oooooo.
lolno jk jk.
but srsly ur my best friend.

71.Got a boyfriend/girlfriend?
ah hell naaaw.

72.How many siblings do you have?
just one and she's a derpbutt.

73.Still in school?
not right now.

74.Would you ever get an abortion?
uhhhh i wouldn't get pregnant ever.
unlessiwasraped
ohgod.

75.Who do you live with?
my shitty family yay.

76.How many kids do you want?
none. kids are butt ugly.

77.Who are you closer to, your mum or dad?
nobodylol.

78.Are your parents married?
yeh.

79.Do you have step parents?
nur.

80.Has anyone close to you ever died?
mmm yeah it was sad.

81.Have you ever been dumped?
tonsoftimes.

82.Have you ever seen someone just before they died?
yeah.

83.How often do you go on msn?
dude msn sucks.

84.Have you ever cried because you were laughing so hard?
yeah lol.

85.Are you a straight shooter or do you beat around the bush?
i was thinking about jizz or something lolwut.

86.What does your name mean?
sheep.
baaaah.

87.What is a huge turn on for you?
uhuh titties.

88.What animal would best describe you?
an amoeba.
lolyeah.

89.How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
zero.
and negative one.
idk.

90.If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don't like and like so many things we don't do?
it's all karma, darlin'.

91.When it's all said and done, will you have said more than you've done?
mmmprobably. lol.

92.What is the one thing you'd most like to change about the world?
uhhhh, stop homophobia, sexism, racism, etc.
and then make the planet greener.
yey.

93.If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich?
dude i'd be dirt poor.

94.Are you doing what you believe in, or are you settling for what you are doing?
i'm doing what i believe in i guess idfk.

95.If the average human life span was 40 years, how would you live your life differently?
i'd still live it the same LOL.

96.To what degree have you actually controlled the course your life has taken?
uhhhh.
1 degree.
idfk.

97.You're having lunch with three people you respect and admire. They all start criticizing a close friend of yours, not knowing she is your friend. The criticism is distasteful and unjustified. What do you do?
beat the shit out of them.

98.If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
poop.
poop everywhere ok.
just poop.
kthx.

99.Would you break the law to save a loved one?
maaaaaybe. but i won't love anybody so what's the point lol.

100.Have you ever seen insanity where you later saw creativity?
yeah. pff lol idfk.

101.What's something you know you do differently than most people?
practically everything.

k i'm done. you guys can steal it if you want.

peazzzz hurr.